#500

77

July 11, 2009, 12:43 p.m.

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Andie: ...so then we ended up meeting a bunch of Italian guys. Li: How did you know that they were Italian? Andie: They had really oily hair. Shirley: Are you sure it wasn't grease?

#499

2022

July 7, 2009, 6:16 p.m.

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Hammond: "We should patch up our security holes sometime" is a phrase that sends shivers up my spine. "We should patch up our security holes now" is better," and "We've patched our security holes" is better yet. :-)

#498

1111

July 1, 2009, 9:51 a.m.

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Rohan P: int latex how do u sub/super scripts? Anand: ^_^

#497

3034

June 30, 2009, 2:16 p.m.

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Jacob: Susan's way too hot right now. Shirley: Maybe you should get her off your lap? Samir: Because all sorts of crazy things can happen when Jacob's working his magic with Susan in his lap.

#496

24

June 30, 2009, 11:32 a.m.

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Mr. Hammond: There's no way I can remember that. I'm picking the next password.

#495

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: So we draw a picture, step back, and do what? Steven: We get our food ready.

#494

79

June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: What else are logarithmic functions used for? Gilad: Confusing young children.

#493

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: Calm down, Eugene. Everything's gonna be okay.

#492

66

June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: Circles have that property where they're... circular, you know, sorta rounded.

#491

11

June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Jon: Emotions are good, according to my health teacher