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May 27, 2009, 11:22 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: If you're over here, you're in negative land. That's where teenagers hang out.

#355

22

May 27, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: I know calculus, I swear!

#354

33

May 27, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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Ms. Piper: I never know how far to go on the first day.

#353

04

May 27, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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Schafer: How many kids do we have? *counts* 18 Jacob: No!!! But Mikey's leaving tomorrow.

#352

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May 27, 2009, 11:17 a.m.

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Jacob: *writes on the board:* $e^{i \pi} + 1 = 0 \cdot 17$

#350

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May 27, 2009, 11:08 a.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Try to come and bring some fam if you want. Class: Some Pham?

#349

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May 26, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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Andie: Mr. Whitacre, have you ever been to Disney World? Whitacre: Do they have rides where you can throw children off? Call me when they do.

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May 25, 2009, 5:49 p.m.

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Josh Snyder: "You know what I just realized? I am simply a bag of meat and liquid, sitting in another bag with 4 other bags of meat and liquid talking and laughing about nothing basically" *long, awkward pause* Mandeep Bedi: "Your MOM is a bag of meat and liquid!"

#347

24

May 25, 2009, 2:09 p.m.

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//in a moving car, searching for open wireless networks with which to access the internets Mario: Hey, I'm connecting to "yo mama"!

#346

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May 25, 2009, 2:07 p.m.

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Jacob: And once you prove that 0=1, you can prove that Winston Churchill is a carrot!