#13151

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March 5, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal

#13118

77

Feb. 22, 2024, 12:24 p.m.

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Justin Rosentover: DC Urban Moms and Dads is just 4chan for parents

#12634

77

Dec. 4, 2023, 8:42 a.m.

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//bio project interview people Yongle: so i can't do my mom? Skyler: Yeah, because I DID YOUR MOM.

#12596

79

Nov. 28, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Kian: how did [Meghna's mom] know my birthday? Meghna: it's because she's weirdly obsessed with smart people Lodal: that is really weird

#12188

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Sept. 21, 2023, 4:44 p.m.

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Gugan: I will attack your mom from the south. Chorus: GUGAN NOOOOO!!!!!

#3373

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May 17, 2011, 11:12 a.m.

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//Analysis 1B Tatyana, randomly: Mufasa, do you like your mom? Mufasa: Is this a trick question? Phillip: I do!

#348

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May 25, 2009, 5:49 p.m.

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Josh Snyder: "You know what I just realized? I am simply a bag of meat and liquid, sitting in another bag with 4 other bags of meat and liquid talking and laughing about nothing basically" *long, awkward pause* Mandeep Bedi: "Your MOM is a bag of meat and liquid!"