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#1401

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Jan. 27, 2010, 8:28 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos, talking about film crews and such in CAP TV Production... Bustillos: So if you didn't have that much money, you could be a director, technician and main star. Yeah, a lot of people actually shot themselves. Class: *laughs* Bustillos: What? [...] Oh, I see. You mean like this: *puts finger to head and makes loud gun noises* You sickies.

#1399

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Jan. 27, 2010, 7:38 p.m.

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Ravilious: I'm getting the feeling that about 5 of you read the chapter thoroughly...[no one says anything]...and judging by your overwhelming protest it would appear I'm right. Cy: We're all very shy.

#1398

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Jan. 27, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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Emma "Anderson Cooper's middle name is Hayes." Ellie: "His middle name is AIDs?!?"

#1397

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Jan. 27, 2010, 7:01 p.m.

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Student (to Mr. Johnson during class): "Mr Johnson, with all due respect, are you on crack?"

#1396

02

Jan. 27, 2010, 7:01 p.m.

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Mr Bustillos: I could get the president coffee. Doesn't mean I'm married to the president"

He was talking about how he was the production assistant for a movie and how he had to get people coffee

bustillos

#1395

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Jan. 27, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Blitz: "What is the system that you stand in front of every day and use, whether to play games or to work?" Brendan: "System of equations!"

The expected answer was 'computer system'...

blitz

#1394

1010

Jan. 27, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//Day One of Thermo Schafer: Welcome to thermo, where we'll burn stuff...and, hopefully, do some learning!

#1393

19

Jan. 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.

#1392

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Jan. 22, 2010, 10:24 p.m.

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Infoflow: "...If you see someone starting a wildfire..." Whitacre: I'm gonna start a fire where you work

#1391

44

Jan. 22, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//grace gets a chocolate fondue set from her secrete santa //a bunch of people go outside, two lindt chocolate balls are placed in bowl //cy places fondue set between his legs to block the wind so the fire doesn't go out grace: everyone crowd around him to cover him up! student 1: what is he doing? erik: cy! stop playing with your balls!