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#7307

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March 8, 2018, 2:42 p.m.

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//9th period history Ms Pisini: "Don't your parents tell you, 'I appreciate you just the way you are'?" Entire class at once: "NO"

#2820

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: Richard supposedly failed the unit circle quiz over and over again on PURPOSE until I gave it out on yellow paper. For Asian pride.

#2819

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: This review packet is worth the mystical, magical number of points that it takes so that if you don’t do it, it will lower your grade to a something-point-nine-four. For example, if your grade is an 87.4, if you don’t do the review packet, your grade will drop to a 79.4. Class: WHHAATT??!??! Giles: I’m kidding. But I want you to do the review packet!!

#2818

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish. I’m offended. Giles: Umm… (The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework) Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow. It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.

#2817

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Giles (referring to person riding a Ferris wheel on the board): He’s high, he’s low, he’s high, he’s low, it’s a sine graph! Ashu: Ha-ha, he’s high! Giles (sarcastically): Hilarious.

#2816

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any? Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class. Several students: I want some! Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony… Lily: I want a pony! //Rose leaves. Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…

#2815

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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Giles: We need a symbol to show that this cosine graph repeats itself. Jay: How about a dead fish? Giles: A dead fish? What? I am NOT drawing a dead fish on the end of this graph.

#2814

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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Ashu (referring to something): This is the greatest snowball ever.   Giles: The greatest snowball ever is the one that hits YOU in the stomach.

#2812

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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Giles (while yelling at us for talking too much): This is absurd! If you didn’t spend time reading labels on water bottles and having side conversations about orange juice, we might actually accomplish something.

Giles was trying to tell us that he doesn't HATE period 8, he just dislikes us.

lily, period, giles

#2811

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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Giles: Number Three will look like this—ERRUUP! (Draws cubic function on a graph while making a strange sound). You don’t have to use the sound effect if you don’t want to.