#1378

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Jan. 20, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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//during the ethics discussion Kaluta: I forgot to give donuts to my fifth period. Should I tell them?...nah!

#1377

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Jan. 20, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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//in the middle of a cell phys exam Lisa: If you go AA then get a C on the exam, is that an A or a B? Bosse: I don't know. Class: A! Lisa: Good.

#1376

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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Whitacre: Steven telling anecdotes. That would be hell. *thinks* Actually, my version of hell is bowling.

#1375

88

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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Whitacre: In most countries, male homosexuality isn't allowed, but female homosexuality is. Girl on g-- I'll watch that. But Bob and John? Ewww!

#1374

33

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: My parents sent me to a Christian camp. Only one summer. They didn't invite me back. Student: What was it like? Whitacre: There were kids smoking in the back, guys making out with each other, you know...

#1373

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:07 a.m.

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Smith: Does anybody know what "transported" means? //Smith looks around, but nobody raises their hand Smith: Evidently, we haven't been reading our Dickens.

#1372

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:06 a.m.

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Smith: "Selling him up" is British slang. It means about the same as "selling him down the river" in modern American slang.

#1371

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:05 a.m.

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Swaney: I figured it out once, but I forget now because I'm old and my brain is atrophying.

#1370

11

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:05 a.m.

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Swaney: My grandmother's 1970 Monte Carlo, a big old butterscotch-mobile.

#1369

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:05 a.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you this? Fifteen years ago in Mexico, only 5% of people paid their federal income taxes. What the hell? How'd they even have a federal government? And who were those suckers who were paying the 5%?