#12615

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Nov. 30, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

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//Talking about Ms. Fox Bannister: actually, she and I are dating! //later Bannister: just kidding no we're not.

#3260

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April 26, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//On the bus Lisa: Rafa, promise me you'll find Quang an awesome person to marry. Rafa: I'll get him a hooker. Lisa: You would marry a hooker. Rafa: I married you...what does that say? Lisa: Bad move on my part.

#2741

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Jan. 3, 2011, 6:52 p.m.

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//Discussing The Metamorphosis in AP Lit Lisa: So they're throwing apples at a bug and suddenly decide to have sex‽ O'Connor: Multitasking!

#2080

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:19 p.m.

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Pham: I have ring with 2.3 karat diamond, it GIA certified and everything. It cost six thousand dollars. Lisa: I could buy so much ramen with that! Gibi: You could buy a lot of rice with that, too. Pham: Ramen is not rice! You know that, right? Gibi think the ramen is rice!

#1613

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March 9, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Rose: Who's with me so far? Lisa Ma? Good! Just keep, you know, eating that peach 'n listening!

#1377

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Jan. 20, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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//in the middle of a cell phys exam Lisa: If you go AA then get a C on the exam, is that an A or a B? Bosse: I don't know. Class: A! Lisa: Good.

#1317

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Jan. 13, 2010, 7:46 p.m.

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Lists of things Lisa says in cell physiology to Raina: 1) You sick mountain animal!!! 2) Hester!!! You turn me on! 3) Stop looking at my voluptuous rod-shaped wax gourd juice bottle! 4) Fffffffffffuck da wife (from Cuckoo's Nest) 5) MR. PHAM EATS MONKEY BRAINS??????

#1015

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Dec. 2, 2009, 6:56 p.m.

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//In ceramics, talking about the song "Mahna Mahna" from The Muppets: Neel: "You mean you've never heard that song before? Are you deprived children?" Lisa: "No, I've never had five children!"

#958

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Nov. 24, 2009, 7:30 p.m.

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// Raina and Lisa are walking to Cellphys from outside. Lisa reaches for Raina's hand. Raina: Lisa!!! Don't touch me. I have ladybug pee on my hand! Lisa: Oh... // Lisa and Raina walk up to the third floor. Lisa forgets what Raina said. // Lisa grabs Raina's hand. Lisa: Oh you're so FUNNY Raina! OH SHNAPPPPPPP....LADYBUG PEEE!!!!!

#956

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Nov. 24, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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*In ceramics class Neel: If you don't get it, you don't get it. Lisa: GEICO!!! Neel: Noooo. The Washington Post! *Lisa laughs and smacks the table. Lisa: OH CRAP, MY TEAPOT!