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#1358
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⚐ Report//Joseph goes to It's Ac practice Schafer: Joseph Owen! What are you doing in here? Joseph: Uh, standing. Well, walking actually.
#1357
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⚐ Report//Dvorsky passes out Hershey's Kisses before a test Student 1: So can we go home and say, "my teacher gave me a kiss today"? //Later Dvorsky: Do you want AP review at lunch, after school... Student 2: I'll take dinner! Student 3 (holding up Kiss): Finish what you started!
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Last night, I was having dinner with a Belgian. That's random. Well, he's not Belgian. He's a Swede, working in Belgium in Brussels for the EU. Except he doesn't work in Belgium. [...] He lives in Singapore, and he's moving to Cairo to represent Africa and Latin American in the EU. So I asked him, "You're moving to Cairo to travel to Latin America for the EU!?" [...] I know people. This is my life.
#1354
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Did I tell you a teacher stopped me in the parking lot and asked, "How do you propose stopping continental drift?" Joseph: DUCT TAPE!
#1353
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⚐ ReportSwaney: I just ran into a student of mine from last year in the SAC. He said, "Swaney, are you trying to go all Jesus on me?"
#1352
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⚐ ReportMoose (reading from the Bible): ...it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Student: Is it hard for a camel to go through the eye of a needle?
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⚐ ReportYordan (to intercom): I want security down here! This kid is making a lot of sarcastic comments!