Mr. Pham: Mista Vorksy going to be covering for me over lunar new year. She cover for two reason. First, she don't care about holiday. Secondly, she white.
//Talking about hashing in Analysis of Algorithms //Dvorsky is reviewing that the 2 goals of hashing are having O(1) retrieval and minimizing collisions Dvorsky: So what's your goal of hashing? Mike: To make Ms. Dvorsky's life easier.
//Dvorsky is explaining depth-first paths Dvorsky: So if I go here, I can't get to Huey, and here, I can't get to Huey, but if I go here...(walks down the aisle to Matt)...I can get to Huey! Class: But that's not Huey. Student: What does the algorithm say to do now!? Hannah: Cry. Cry hard.
//Mr. Fauntroy has begun teaching ADSB Dvorsky: Patrick, I've been going through my hand out folder, and I have a question. Why is it that you insist on having this title after your name?
Intercom: Pardon the interruption, could you send Jacob K. down to the main office? Dvorsky: Sure, but he'll be missing crucial information that- Intercom: Of course, he's not in trouble or anything, well, he might, but not with me, and...[trails off] Dvorsky: Did she just ignore me?
Dvorsky: So this class, we're going to learn classes. (pauses) Get it? Class: Haha...
Arvind: I'm going to use bad code too! I've always wanted to do that.
//7th period ADSA Dvorsky: So I put a sticker on A's and B's. A 'B' is a good grade. Who thinks so? (less than half of the kids raise their hands) Hannah: I have asian parents! Dvorsky: Oh yeah, I've heard all about them.
//Linda walks into class (late with crutches) Class: Awww, what happened? Ms. Dvorsky: What, it's not like she got a concussion.
Dvorsky: There are times when we start counting the days until the seniors get out too.