#1294

99

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Shirley: We just took binx down. Pham: Binx go down?! Why? Shirley: We're doing a memory upgrade. Pham: Oh, how much memory binx have now? Shirley: We're bringing it up to six gigs. Pham: Psssh, that nothing. Shirley: I knew that you would say that! Your laptop has what, three gigs? Pham: Nooo, it has six! Six gigabyte! Shirley: Whoa! (jokingly) Your laptop should be the next binx. Pham: (seriously) Yeah, it could be. *walks away*

#1293

55

Jan. 11, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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Pham (surfing the Web): Oh, there a Cobra radar detector, only 75 dollah.

#1292

-24

Jan. 11, 2010, 10:59 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, remember how a few classes ago I said that paper products is the name of the game here at Montgomery Blair? Hinkle: [talks about paper towels]

#1291

57

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:48 a.m.

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Hammond: I love it when newspapers stick their neck out there. "Violence is bad!" Thank you, editorial page.

#1290

-13

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:48 a.m.

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//on an RSI application Student: I spend much of my leisure time taking college classes.

#1289

24

Jan. 10, 2010, 12:31 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: "...by the way, they both could have totally fit on that door."

#1287

44

Jan. 10, 2010, 12:19 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Anyone can become an alcoholic if you work at it."

#1284

22

Jan. 9, 2010, 10:13 a.m.

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Ms. Cannon: Why are the prostitutes good? Winston: Because they take it

#1283

55

Jan. 9, 2010, 10:13 a.m.

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Ms. Cannon: Women are evil (except the prostitutes)

#1282

55

Jan. 7, 2010, 10:59 p.m.

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//before a unit test Student: I wonder why the desks are all close together Student 2: Whitacre prolly thought something like, "Hmm, the average class grade isn't good enough. We need to put the desks closer together!"