#1281

46

Jan. 7, 2010, 10:57 p.m.

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Unnamed Teacher: Man, these are just a bunch of bitch-ass hard problems Unnamed Student: ... I should blairbash that Unnamed Teacher: [Laughing] No! Dont you dare! ...Like seriously

#1280

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Jan. 7, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Rose: Okay, so final exams are coming up. It's not hard, you just have to know everything.

#1279

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Jan. 7, 2010, 10:27 p.m.

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//Stein is trying to explain the discovery of 1 and 0 using cavemen Stein: Ugh, me want rock. I have rock. Now there more rock. Hm...one rock, one rock, one rock...me need more numbers...hey! Dave take rock. Now me have no rock. No rock!

#1277

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Jan. 7, 2010, 7:31 p.m.

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*Rose is doing a proof* *Bell rings* 5 minutes later... Rose: Huh, maybe I shouldn't do that. Maybe I should...maybe I should... Student: Let us go. Rose: ...NO.

#1276

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Jan. 7, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is teaching Precalc and there is a sinusoidal on the board and the class is writing equations for it Stein: The easiest way to write it is with -cos x. Student: I used sin x. Stein: Why? That's just way more work. I mean, imagine how much of your brain you're using to do it that way. You could be thinking about other things with all that thinking...like you could be thinking about...boys. Or pickles. [...] Y'know, I really like pickles. There's this deli that I go to, they just have so many pickles. Everytime I go there I just get lots of 'em...

#1275

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Jan. 7, 2010, 3:43 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...although by 1351 the Delhi sultanate had lost its hold over southern India, the enmity is still definitely... *pauses* Why are you all falling asleep? I'm not that boring! Really! I could be a lot more boring if I wanted to be.

#1274

44

Jan. 7, 2010, 3:41 p.m.

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//Students are debating the next day's snow prospects Ravilious: I already lost my lunch to Mr. Lee from speculating about snow, so I'm not going to make any more predictions. Student: You lost your lunch? Ravilious: I bet him that it wouldn't snow. Now I owe him a lunch.

#1272

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Jan. 7, 2010, 3:34 p.m.

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Ravilious: *Reading assignment sheet* 'Develop the following scenario: You are a Native American living between 600 and 1500' -- and no, that does not mean that you're 800 years old.

#1271

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Jan. 7, 2010, 2:30 p.m.

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Selman: Don't play with my eggs. I'm 36 and they're not coming back.

#1268

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Jan. 6, 2010, 11:08 p.m.

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Kathryn: hey ben do you have any idea how long a session of congress runs for Ben: no Ben: do i look like wikipedia? Kathryn: oh man thats a great idea thanks Ben: no seriously Ben: do i look that fat? Kathryn: honestly you could do to lose a few articles