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#12909

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Jan. 30, 2024, 9:06 a.m.

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Sai: You know this flag froze Sai: remember when we had the snow and the icicles melted and then it froze Sai: All I can say is that it looked like a teen boy's bedsheet

#12860

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Jan. 18, 2024, 8:35 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I haven't been blairbashed in a week Andrew: that's a new record, thanks Eric. Andrew: ERIC STOP BLAIRBASHING ME

#12848

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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// Half day due to weather Stein: I need to fit a 90 minute class into 45 minutes. Stein: I need to pull a Rose. Stein(in Rose voice): Whoooo! Alrighttttt!

#12090

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Sept. 11, 2023, 7:27 a.m.

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Oliver: bruh like Santa hasn’t given me snow for the past two years Edem: That’s because you’re a naughty boy

#7865

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Jan. 15, 2019, 11:13 p.m.

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// Monday, January 14: Schwartz runs a snow day class for functions Assignment: ... justify each step! Jeffrey: *creates two-column construction for his solution* Phillip: What is this, an axiomatic proof? Schwartz: *sees solution* Schwartz: *inserts meme onto document: "Is this a [axiomatic proof]?"*

#6273

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March 3, 2017, 12:04 p.m.

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//tennis people Student 1: Are we meeting at the courts? Student 1: ...it's snowing Student 2: Oh no Student 1: Oh yes

#5419

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March 15, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!

#5392

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Feb. 17, 2015, 1:23 p.m.

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Mrs. Ravilious: I am the dream killer; I kill all your dreams.

#5310

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Dec. 11, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: "Ok guys, get to work. It's column-reading time, not snow-watching time." Student 1: "Snow?" Student 2: "Snow?" Class: "SNOW?!" \\Entire class looks out the window and just notices that it's snowing

#4797

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March 16, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

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//Following the announcement of a Winter Storm Warning on March 16th, which threatens the chance of another snow day during 2013-2014 school year Rose's gmail status: making cardboard cutouts of students right now to put in chairs for tomorrow's calculus lecture videotaping...