#1190

55

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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//looking at a really stupid illustration of tRNA in Campbell (the AP Bio textbook) Quiet student: they look like candles Mrs. Sloe: What did she say? Loud student: She said they look like tampons! Mrs. Sloe: Ooooh.... so this is the string of the tampon...

#1189

22

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:33 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe, discussing carbon ring structures: Instead of holding hands in a line, they're playing ring-around-the-rosie.

#1188

33

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:29 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Swaney's crazy State Department party/visit Mr. Swaney: So I'm talking to Mr. Schuster and Martha [Stewart] and I'm like this is the weirdest event I've ever been to... we go on buses to the State Department... and out walks Hillary Clinton...

#1187

55

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:27 p.m.

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// discussing the birthrate in various countries, including Japan, which has a very low birthrate Mr. Swaney: People are working too hard. They're so tired that they don't have sex very often.

#1186

33

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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// In a review game in Comp Gov Question: What's one consequence of [China's] one child policy? * momentary silence * Mr. Swaney: Scott Yu Class: * much amusement * Various students: He has a sister! Mr. Swaney: Oh, yeah...

#1185

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:22 p.m.

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// talking about Russian leaders in Comp Gov Mr. Swaney: .... Bobo Yeltsin Class: * laughs * Mr. Swaney: they used to call him Bobo

#1184

22

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:20 p.m.

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//discussing Putin's age in Comp Gov, a while ago, after talking about his shirtless fishing trip pictures Mr. Swaney: Putin's not that old... judging by his pecs, I'm guessing 55.

#1183

55

Dec. 16, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: Want to see me 30 year ago? //pulls out the 1993 Silverlogue

#1182

79

Dec. 15, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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//Diana and Caroline are talking about animal mating rituals, including those done by human males. Kamal is playing Half Life nearby. Kamal: The game is a mating ritual. Caroline: The game does not get you laid. //Kamal does not hear Diana (yelling): The game does not get you laid! Kamal: The game lets you get laid with the game...

#1181

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:28 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: STOP COMBING YOUR HAIR! AFTER EVERY CLASS THERES A PILE OF HAIR LYING ON THE GROUND UNDER YOUR DESK! Richard: What? Ms. Thomas: YOu're going BALD. Richard: Well you're a weiner Ms. Thomas: What? Did he just call me a weiner? I've been called alot of things in all my years of teaching, but never a weiner! (she goes back to teaching) Ms. Thomas: Seriously, a weiner?