#1068

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Dec. 7, 2009, 1:05 p.m.

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Steven: Betty Crocker is non-existent. Whitacre: So is your skill in baking cakes. Steven: No, I can make a beastly ramen! Whitacre: Because ramen's the start of everything.

#1066

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Dec. 6, 2009, 12:39 p.m.

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//Ya drops her water bottle Ya: OH MY WATER BROKE! MY WATER BROKE!

#1065

1717

Dec. 6, 2009, 10:45 a.m.

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//In 318, a student is on blairbash Duval: Guys get your work done-oh, that thing! Some of those are hilarious!

#1064

33

Dec. 5, 2009, 4:06 p.m.

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Mr Freeman: I'm a delicate little flower.

#1063

66

Dec. 5, 2009, 2:41 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: Alex, you NEVER shut up! Alex: YOU never shut up either! Gross: Yes, Alex, it's my JOB to sit up here and talk all day, duh.

#1062

66

Dec. 5, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Lisa: Don't you get power from, like - Ms. Gross: Killing people? Yeah!

#1061

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Dec. 5, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Lauren: Ms. Gross, does your sister look like you? Gross: Nah, not really; we used to tell her she was adopted! Lauren: Wait, is she blond? Gross: No, she isn't. Lauren: Is she Asian? Black? Gross: Yes, Lauren, she's a blond Asian!

#1060

77

Dec. 5, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Gross: So, the other day on Etsy, I found a male pornstar coloring book... I don't know who would make this. There was a female version too! ...no! I wasn't looking for this stuff! I just came accross it...!

#1059

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Dec. 5, 2009, 11:24 a.m.

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//After someone claims to have studied, but failed Whitacre: See, that's like my uncle! He's like "I done studies good!" "Good, unc!" See why I wanted to stay away from that side of the family? Y'know, rednecks from Ohio... //Somehow, the conversation turns to drinking 2 gallons of Iced Tea Student: I don't drink that much! Whitacre: See, it's like my uncle again! "I don't drink too much!" Then you see him with a jug that's got a handle, full of moonshine, holds it up to his ear and it's like "I'm ready to pour! Git up on the tractor, I give you a ride!" Oh, God, see why I never trusted him?

#1058

33

Dec. 5, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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//Talking about how we react to crises Whitacre: See, we try to act diplomatic. You see those guys on TV with hostages and we're all like "Would you please stop? We don't approve of that action." But what we're all really thinking is "I'm gonna kick the crap outta them!"