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Nov. 10, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Sean: What's a purposeless Asian? Sean: One that doesn't become a doctor or a lawyer.



Nov. 7, 2018, 9:37 a.m.

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// logic class // after a super long proof problem done on one page // super neat handwriting William: Problem 46 has turned me into an Asian girl. Favid: That’s the purpose of this class.



Feb. 5, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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//talking about how to make soap Pham: You know what they use in soap? They used to use animal fat. You know? McDonald's, Burger King, Chinese restaurant... Class: Chinese restaurant?! *snickers*



Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Once they tell me street food make you disease. But I don't care! I just eat it!



Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Asian people have parasite in vegetable. So they don't eat raw vegetable. They just stir-fry it to death.



Jan. 29, 2018, 8:25 p.m.

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Pham: You know Wootton? Lot of asian kid? //class nods Pham: There be nickname for Wootton. Student: Wonton! Pham: Yes, that right. *laughs* You said it, not me.



Sept. 12, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

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Lillian: An asian without As is sin.

The Asian mentality captured in a sentence.




June 19, 2015, 8:02 p.m.

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//#5515 reminded me of this: //ARML 2014 Student on Team B: It's pretty cold in this stadium. Does anyone else think it's cold? (Other students murmur in agreement) Proctor (from Western Mass.): Nah, it's pretty warm out. Although I do get why you'd think it's cold, 'cause you all are from Montgomery, Alabama Students: ...we're from Maryland. Proctor: Oh wait really? Raymond: Would there be this many Asians in Alabama?



Nov. 20, 2014, 9:34 p.m.

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//Before Freshman Physics Period 6 starts. Asian student eats oreos. Asian Student 2: "My parents never buy oreos. They're full of sugar, and Asians don't like sugar." Asian Student 3: "Exactly! Mine never either!" Davis: "Haha! But here is Sarah sitting there eating oreos! That's not following the typical Asian stereotype."



May 16, 2014, 5:04 p.m.

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//Ramu and Isaac in PE Isaac: Hey Raphael, do you play a sport? Ramu: Yeah, I do. Isaac: By the way, Chess doesn't count as a sport. Ramu: Oh.. Then I don't play a sport.