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#980
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⚐ ReportRose: Ok, we're going to go up by desk, do it really fast and shove it down our throats, and then do some more dumb crap and then some math.
#978
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⚐ Report//During Graphics Scott L: A queue is like a stack except stuff falls out the bottom. (singing) I'm a queue, I'm a queue, I'm a queue!
#977
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⚐ ReportPham: See, I tell my son that if he no get good grade, I no give him Christmas present. And he have to get a A in Math. Student: Wait, you have a son? Pham: I only tell you kid what, 10 time? *phone rings* Hang on... //At the end of the call... Pham: That was his Math teacher. Apparently he answer first page of test then turn it in and say he done. I tell her to tell him Christmas not coming.
#976
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⚐ Report//Whitacre is out and it's physics of music day Sub: So he told me to put on the video. But there are 2 videos here... //Picks up Star Trek by accident Sub: Wait, this has nothing to do with Mecca! Student: Yes it does...um...one of the characters is a...whats-it-called...Jew! //The 2 magnets in the room headdesk
#975
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⚐ Report//Talking about Nth Term Test of Divergence Stein: Since we only have 45 minutes today, I need to get a major point across to you really fast. Only some kids take weeks to get it. So I don't know if this will help at all...but we're doing it anyways.
#973
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⚐ ReportSina: "Is it true that if you grow old enough you grow a second set of teeth?" Eugene: [annoyed] "They're called dentures"
#972
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⚐ ReportPrange: "We would, in Eugene's dream world, lift this book over my head and let it do work on my face"
#971
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⚐ ReportPrange: *slams a textbook on a table* I figured someone needed to wake up... maybe it was me.