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#10246

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March 10, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...

don't let him near your Christmas ornaments, cf the one about Telsas and parking //mod note: 10022?

hammer, christmas, sahu, aoa, hash

#10143

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March 3, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//bringing out bigger lightbulbs Kaluta: It's big-boy Christmas time!

#10140

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March 3, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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// Kaluta has a string of large colored Christmas lights Jeremy: Whoa! It’s big boy Christmas time! Kaluta: Yeah, big boy Christmas! Jeremy: Are you Santa Claus?

#3872

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Jan. 3, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

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Boettcher: I spent hundreds of dollars on my two year old, and you know what her favorite present was? The sticks and stones outside!

#3602

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Sept. 25, 2011, 11:49 a.m.

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Denny: So, when you think of Christmas, what do you think of? Class: CHINESE FOOD!

Ms. Denny was trying to elicit a response of family, friends, love, etc., but it backfired on her...

chinese, food, denny, christmas

#2830

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:16 a.m.

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Ian T: Wait, so do you use your secret office? Where is it? Cullen: (with a British accent) It's in Narnia, where it's always winter but never Christmas.

#2722

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Dec. 23, 2010, 3:26 p.m.

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//two days before Christmas, Sean plays the shofar at PoMD Schafer: I can hear that holiday spirit! Ori: You'll have to wait 9 months. Schafer: NOT THAT HOLIDAY.

#2646

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Dec. 7, 2010, 8:58 p.m.

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Stein: I told my wife that I'm going to celebrate Christmas because I want a new iPod.

#977

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: See, I tell my son that if he no get good grade, I no give him Christmas present. And he have to get a A in Math. Student: Wait, you have a son? Pham: I only tell you kid what, 10 time? *phone rings* Hang on... //At the end of the call... Pham: That was his Math teacher. Apparently he answer first page of test then turn it in and say he done. I tell her to tell him Christmas not coming.