#11377

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:41 p.m.

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Mr Seat: In Japan, Christmas Eve is a time for couples to go out and have a fancy dinner. Violet: Awwww Mr Seat: New Years is a time to eat a lot of Kentucky Fried Chicken Violet: ...Awwww

#10246

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March 10, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...

#10143

37

March 3, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//bringing out bigger lightbulbs Kaluta: It's big-boy Christmas time!

#10140

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March 3, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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// Kaluta has a string of large colored Christmas lights Jeremy: Whoa! It’s big boy Christmas time! Kaluta: Yeah, big boy Christmas! Jeremy: Are you Santa Claus?

#3872

44

Jan. 3, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

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Boettcher: I spent hundreds of dollars on my two year old, and you know what her favorite present was? The sticks and stones outside!

#3602

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Sept. 25, 2011, 11:49 a.m.

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Denny: So, when you think of Christmas, what do you think of? Class: CHINESE FOOD!

#2830

44

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:16 a.m.

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Ian T: Wait, so do you use your secret office? Where is it? Cullen: (with a British accent) It's in Narnia, where it's always winter but never Christmas.

#2722

55

Dec. 23, 2010, 3:26 p.m.

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//two days before Christmas, Sean plays the shofar at PoMD Schafer: I can hear that holiday spirit! Ori: You'll have to wait 9 months. Schafer: NOT THAT HOLIDAY.

#2646

1111

Dec. 7, 2010, 8:58 p.m.

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Stein: I told my wife that I'm going to celebrate Christmas because I want a new iPod.

#977

8995

Nov. 25, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: See, I tell my son that if he no get good grade, I no give him Christmas present. And he have to get a A in Math. Student: Wait, you have a son? Pham: I only tell you kid what, 10 time? *phone rings* Hang on... //At the end of the call... Pham: That was his Math teacher. Apparently he answer first page of test then turn it in and say he done. I tell her to tell him Christmas not coming.