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Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."

#13623

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Sept. 2, 2025, 11:15 a.m.

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Chaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."

#11377

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:41 p.m.

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Mr Seat: In Japan, Christmas Eve is a time for couples to go out and have a fancy dinner. Violet: Awwww Mr Seat: New Years is a time to eat a lot of Kentucky Fried Chicken Violet: ...Awwww

#10246

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March 10, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...

#10143

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March 3, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//bringing out bigger lightbulbs Kaluta: It's big-boy Christmas time!

#10140

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March 3, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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// Kaluta has a string of large colored Christmas lights Jeremy: Whoa! It’s big boy Christmas time! Kaluta: Yeah, big boy Christmas! Jeremy: Are you Santa Claus?

#3872

55

Jan. 3, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

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Boettcher: I spent hundreds of dollars on my two year old, and you know what her favorite present was? The sticks and stones outside!

#3602

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Sept. 25, 2011, 11:49 a.m.

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Denny: So, when you think of Christmas, what do you think of? Class: CHINESE FOOD!

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:16 a.m.

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Ian T: Wait, so do you use your secret office? Where is it? Cullen: (with a British accent) It's in Narnia, where it's always winter but never Christmas.

#2722

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Dec. 23, 2010, 3:26 p.m.

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//two days before Christmas, Sean plays the shofar at PoMD Schafer: I can hear that holiday spirit! Ori: You'll have to wait 9 months. Schafer: NOT THAT HOLIDAY.