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#10426
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Notice that I chose to talk about the Basic Comparison Test, because it means I get to say "Basic" a lot. Schwartz: Which will discourage the heathens here from calling it the "Direct Comparison Test". //later Schwartz: "Basic" is twice as good as "Direct", because B is two Ds stacked on top of each other. Katz: But "Direct" is twice as good, because the letter-index of D is twice that of B. Schwartz: Nooo! ... I have no immediate retort to that beyond shouting "nooo!"
#10425
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⚐ Report//chaotic schwartz anthology, april 6 "Some people here have been lightning rods for my wrath." "I don't expect you to come to me and say 'Schwartz, Schwartz, I shouldn't have gotten an 89.6 on that; you need to take off points!' No. Don't do that." "Clearly, everything your teachers tell you must be absolutely accurate!" "We don't need to prove that we don't know anything. We can just not know things. ... It's okay to not know things."
#10424
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⚐ ReportDuval: I mean, I get random pains sometimes. (to Schwartz) Do you have that yet? Schwartz: Nope! I hit my toe in a door jam the other day, and that hurts, but it has a cause.
#10422
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.
#10420
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⚐ Report// Talking about natural vs artificial selection Andy: I'm pretty sure humans don't duel for mates. Casey: Not yet.
#10419
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⚐ ReportDuval: The ones here are usually the Chinese mantids or Carolina mantids. Johnny: Those don't look Chinese to me.
#10418
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⚐ ReportSubayi: Don't you go to France every weekend, [Student]? Student: No Subayi: Tell the truth!
#10417
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⚐ ReportSubayi: Listen to classical music, guys. It helps with your intellectual development. //later Subayi (to Katz): Do your parents listen to classical music? Katz: No... Subayi: Did they ever tell you they don't listen to classical music? Maybe they listen to it when you're not at home to see it. //later Subayi (to all): Do any of your parents listen to classical music? Even if they don't, you should listen to it yourself. Your French grades would shoot up.
#10416
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⚐ ReportDelaney: If I went to the gym, and I worked out, and I had a baby, I would have a swole baby.