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⚐ Report//talking about volunteers for Females In Science and Technology Sloe: Ryan? Do you like little girls?
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⚐ ReportSloe: *gestures at handout* How is this printed? *gestures at student* Is it fucked up for you guys too?
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⚐ Report*Stein has walked into 9th discrete while they're discussing a proof about Pythagorean triples* Stein: So you're saying that in a primitive Pythagorean triple, c is odd and one of a and b is odd while the other is even? Rose: You know, you can learn a lot by just walking into other classes. Like from Stein, I've learned "Center! Shape! Spread!"
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⚐ Report//Chem James: Coronavirus is good for you. It makes your immune system stronger.
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⚐ Report//Applied Stat Stein: So I was asked him, "Can I have the raw data?" and he's like sure. Stein: But get this, he sends me the raw data in a Word document.
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⚐ ReportCharlotte: Noam, you like have a type. Charlotte: Everyone has a type. Noam: So what's your type? Charlotte: I don't know. I don't have a type.
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⚐ Report//teaching the calvin cycle in cell phys Sloe: So I think of Calvin, then I think of Calvin Klein underwear, then I think of David Beckham in Calvin Klein underwear - the photo on the bus - and then I think of photosynthesis!
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⚐ ReportCarlos: Now, I mean, he also told me that this, like, Muslim princess crime lord's daughter was his girlfriend so take this with a grain of salt-