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#10639

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May 31, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, may 31 "We live in the world of spherical cows and vacuums." "My fervent hope -- bearing in mind how my hope has turned out before ..." "Nothing about this was clear, but do you have any questions?" "All of physics is just calculus. The only difference is that they look at stuff instead of thinking about it." "Schafer is a little stronger than I am -- sounds about right."

#10638

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May 31, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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// pipetting Duval: Push down before you stick it in.

#10637

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May 31, 2022, 11:49 a.m.

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Stephen Zhang: I’m not into freshmen, I’m into freshwomen.

#10636

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May 31, 2022, 11:12 a.m.

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// discussing a helicopter listing Vijay: It's only $650,000! Avery: That's the price of a house around here. Vijay: Well, you can live in a helicopter, but you can't fly a house.

#10635

2022

May 31, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Now I am slapping tape on and praying that it works. Jerry: This is true engineering.

#10634

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May 31, 2022, 8:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: Nothing about this was clear, but do you have any questions?

#10633

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May 31, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

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Schwartz: We live in the world of spherical cows and vacuums and no friction.

Real world? Never heard of it. //mod note: i love my ivory tower

schwartz

#10632

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May 30, 2022, 1:58 a.m.

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Caleb: Sounds like daddy issues but on multiple levels.

#10631

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May 30, 2022, 12:39 a.m.

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Johnny: It's not very Halal, bro.

#10630

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May 28, 2022, 9:25 p.m.

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Grace: What happened to Linda? Leela: She died. Grace: Andy, Blairbash that.