#11951

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June 7, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Luke(as Otto von Bismarck): What has Kangxi done for the rest of the world? Isabelle: Well, without Kangxi, none of us would be here today.

#10833

79

Sept. 19, 2022, 8:52 a.m.

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// Andy, Daniel He, Victor, and Luke are working on a project Tinsley: How is my dysfunctional line group working? Andy: Working dysfunctionally.

#10655

812

June 6, 2022, 3 p.m.

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Rao: It's not as if Luke is gonna wake up one day and be able to control goats. Rao: I'm sure it would be a great story though.

#10452

1717

April 21, 2022, 11:48 a.m.

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Stephen: Clouds are just white liquid. Luke: You wanna know what else is a white liquid? Stephen: Milk.

#8095

9599

April 8, 2019, 3:52 p.m.

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//Entomology, pd 5 //Luke is looking at his computer; Duval is lecturing Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhueghghhhhhhhhhhahughguhghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (continue for 15 seconds) Reynald (pointing in the general vicinity): That noise... it came from a mouth?

#7947

5458

Feb. 15, 2019, 10:27 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th period, showing off artwork that include insects Duval: Okay so this is Luke's... LUKE!!! ARE YOU AWAKE? //Luke, as he's waking up, puts his thumb up Duval: You chose this work by "seeker," who's that? Luke: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite internet data... Luke *starts over, presumably because he's still half asleep*: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite weeaboo database. Duval: What's your favorite database? Luke: Don't worry about it. Ryan Basset: We don't ask those questions, Ms. Duval

#7817

4444

Dec. 19, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

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//SRP Bosse: No, don't wake Luke up.

#7317

1818

March 13, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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//Stat Luke: Mr. Stein, can I go microwave my lunch? Stein: Wait where? Luke: The SAC. Stein: No that's too far. Just ... shake your lunch. That's what microwaves do.

#6056

1515

Oct. 12, 2016, 4:40 p.m.

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//Luke is sort of asleep in Period 2 ADSA Paul: *In soft voice* Oh no! Oh no! Paul: Hey there little buddy... Luke: Huh?

#6046

3030

Oct. 4, 2016, 10:23 a.m.

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// Duval is talking about an assignment Luke: (Interrupting, waving arms wildly) WHO ROBBED ME?! Duval: Could you elaborate on this thievery? Luke: I had some money and a debit card in my phone case and it's gone. Fucheng: Look, it's right there on the ground. Haydn: (Waving arms around and imitating the Luke voice) THE GROUND ROBBED HIM!!! Duval: Good thing Detective Fucheng was on the case.