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#13071
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I can still tell embarrassing Alice stories Glenn: So she went home and told me that she asked Bernard to be her valentine Glenn: I've never heard of this Bernard character. Glenn: So later she told her dad that. Glenn: And her dad was like, maybe we can talk to Bernard's parents and have a playdate Glenn: because she's nine, and playdates are still a thing Glenn: Then she said, it wouldn't be a play date, it'd be a real date. Glenn: she's a hoo
#13070
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⚐ ReportEsther: Mr. Sahu, are your shoelaces untied? [...] Sahu: I just walk around with my shoelaces untied.
#13068
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⚐ ReportBosse: Is it MCPS appropriate? Student: Yes. Bosse: I've been here for 32 years. I don't want to get fired now.
#13066
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⚐ ReportDylan: Ms. Smolen, did you just assume that I was single? Dylan: Well you are absolutely right!
#13065
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⚐ ReportGlenn: To get me to stop using my pacifier, my mom just threw them away and said that Oscar the Grouch ate them. Glenn: And I had a hatred, a hatred for Sesame Street. Glenn: Anyways, robots.
#13064
2020
⚐ ReportKlees: How is Wallops planning going? Glenn: It's...happening. Glenn: Schwartz had to come into the building today for the meeting. Glenn: Good thing he came or else he wouldn't have seen Sahu get rickrolled.