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#6865

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Oct. 27, 2017, 11:32 p.m.

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/Demonstrating forces using a student in a scale Schafer: Now, as I pull up on him, [grabs Aaron by the arms and pulls up] you will notice that the weight on the scale decreases. Aaron: Lose twenty pounds with this quick, easy trick.

#5859

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March 16, 2016, 6:47 p.m.

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//Aaron and Karina discussing robo and teams that do well because they have tons of resources and professional engineers and get to work in Johnson Space Center and whatnot //Noah mentions an article on the JPL website about teams that were supported by JPL, with the headline "Local High Schools Win Robotics Competition." Robby: Local World Class Research Institution Wins High School Robotics Competition.

#5722

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Dec. 23, 2015, 12:23 p.m.

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// Aaron's house, a bunch of people are gathered around the piano // Josephine tries to recall a piece by humming it Aaron: That sounds like bullsh*t. Raphael: It's major, what do you expect?

#4628

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Oct. 25, 2013, 9:38 a.m.

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Jesse: Aaron, Kalin says you're good at reading code, and I need your services. Aaron: Well, I need to write my own code. Jesse: Well, I do too... //later Jesse: It's tracing time! Arnold: Why would it be tracing time? Why would it ever be tracing time? Jesse: Because it's not "Aaron fixes my code" time.

#4072

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March 30, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

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Gross: I think something's up with Aaron. Aaron: What? Gross: You'd make a good beatnik, Aaron. I can see you secretly going into Greenwich Village at night and spray painting "Bird Lives" on all of the buildings.

#4025

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March 9, 2012, 5:21 p.m.

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//In a Lang class with Erin Hedlund and Aaron Meyer; they keep getting confused over whether Gross is saying "Aaron" or "Erin" Gross: Aaron, I've decided to call you "double A." Aaron: What? Why me? Gross: Because. Now it won't be confusing. Aaron: But I'm not going to remember that you're calling me that now! Gross: You'll be fine. You've been demoted to a bra size, that's all. //Awkward silence Gross: Ouch. It's not even a good bra size.

#3672

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Oct. 13, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

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//Gross shows an engraving of Hester and Pearl from Scarlet Letter Aaron: The A is in the wrong place! //Gross puts hands on chest Gross: What are you talking about? It's right here! Aaron: That's not her bosom! That's her chest! Gross: That's what bosom means!