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March 16, 2018, 10 p.m.

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Alan: So Gene's like a soda bottle, right? So there's a lot of pressure on him, and he gets kinda ... hard.

#7314

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March 9, 2018, 11:30 p.m.

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Clay: Yes, he was an artist and a rappist - no no no I meant rapper. Class: Rapist?! What

#7183

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:52 p.m.

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Clay: Anyone want to share the story that they just wrote? //everyone raises their hand Clay: Your story can't be about death or torture or anything like that, by the way. //everyone lowers their hand

#7057

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Dec. 18, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

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//talking about his high school art class Clay: Once I did a project so badly that my teacher thought I was color-blind. So then she gave me sympathy A's for the rest of the year.

#7033

88

Dec. 12, 2017, 6:55 p.m.

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Clay: As you can see, I wrote this model essay. It's flawless. A sentence from aforementioned essay: Her hope his agonized eyes would never again plead with me.

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Nov. 12, 2017, 9:59 p.m.

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Clay: So, as you can see from this data graph I made, 28 of you wrote stories about death and 0 of you wrote stories about life. //class smiles innocently Clay: Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with all of you.

#6337

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March 23, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

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//Clay Honors 12, discussing Catch-22 Mr. Clay: Heller is really trying to say something in this book about the government and competence. Aarfy is a navigator who keeps on getting lost. Scheisskopff becomes a general just because he leads parades. And Major Major is promoted just because of a joke an IBM machine plays. Everyone is unbelievably incompetent. ... Mr. Clay: I don't want to get political.

#6212

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Jan. 25, 2017, 9:08 a.m.

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Maya: Waiting for Godot is kind of like the halting problem.

#6130

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Dec. 21, 2016, 6:28 p.m.

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Clay: Speaking of overarching incestuous themes... the RQA.

#6118

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Dec. 7, 2016, 7:11 p.m.

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//Silently reading the poem "The House Was Quiet and The World Was Calm" in Clay, Michael is making noise Clay: Michael, you're not - Michael: Being productive, I know. Clay: You're not being quiet and calm. Michael: Sorry, sorry. //He looks down at his desk Michael: Oh, I see what you did there!