Maya: Waiting for Godot is kind of like the halting problem.
//Mr Rose tells Callie to pass back graded papers Maya: Oh thank god. I hate passing back papers Rose: It's because helping out warms your cold dark heart. Right? //Maya starts uncontrollably laughing Rose: I only mess with you because you can handle it. Other students would be crying right now.
//Analysis 1A, pd.9 Rose: Maya! What should we do now? Maya: Um...I don't know. Rose: Maya, your attitude is becoming a problem. I'm going to have to call your parents.Ben! Write "Call Maya's parents to talk about her bad attitude" on my list. How many times did I threaten to call your parents last semester, Maya? Maya: Two, I think. Rose: Well, I'm serious this time. //Maya has started laughing uncontrollably
//Stein calls on Maya Stein: YES. Maya Q. Davis! Maya: What? Stein: Isn't your middle name "Q?" Maya: ...no. Stein: My whole life is a lie!