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#8892

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Jan. 14, 2021, 10:13 a.m.

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// x = 2t - 1 // y = -3t - 2 // which one to solve? Kirk: I'm gonna do that with the first one Kirk: Because, I don't know, I'm just -- vibing with the first one

#8858

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Jan. 4, 2021, 4:54 p.m.

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Kirk: r_1 is the principal root Kirk: Because positivity rocks! Kirk: We're learning life lessons in math class here

#8844

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Dec. 21, 2020, 12:12 p.m.

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// students must design math problems for assignment // kirk considers using submitted problems to help design assignments Kirk: This is like, me being a clever, selfish teacher Kirk: Having my students do work for me

#8836

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Dec. 17, 2020, 10:04 a.m.

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Kirk: Two mice -- covered in red and blue paint Kirk: Running around, because you're an evil mastermind doing science with mice

#8823

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Dec. 14, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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Kirk: And then the *best theorem in all geometry* Kirk: The first one you ever learned Kirk: The Segment Addition Postulate // student point's out it's a *postulate* Kirk: Yeah, it's a postulate Kirk: I guess it's not a theorem

#8806

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Dec. 10, 2020, 11:34 a.m.

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// in zoom "chat", after trig question was asked Student 1: Senpai/6 Student 2: NO Student 3: no // talking Kirk: I have no idea what you people are doing in the chat Kirk: You guys, you guys are interesting people

#8793

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Dec. 7, 2020, 11:24 a.m.

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// finds area of SSS-given triangle by finding height with sine Kirk: This is terrible Kirk: I hate it Kirk: I wish there was a formula that told me the area of a triangle [given three side lengths] Kirk: I wonder if that exists Student 1: hMm Student 2: hMmMm Student 3: hMmMmMm // proceeds to teach Heron's formula

#8792

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Dec. 7, 2020, 11:22 a.m.

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Kirk: Here lies ... Gwendolyn. Kirk: She forgot to include the 2ab when squaring a binomial.

#8785

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Dec. 3, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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Kirk: Now we're just seconds away Kirk: We are *milliseconds* away Kirk: I guess we're milliseconds away from everything in our lives Kirk: Just different amounts of milliseconds

#8784

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Dec. 3, 2020, 11:49 a.m.

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Kirk: This is a language class in disguise