//after showing an earth science video Lodal: My family, when I forced them to watch it, did not like it. And I knew they wouldn't like it, which is why I forced them to watch it.
Schwartz: You already did related rates. You just didn't know you were doing it, because I tricked you! Mwahahaha!
// talking about sending out deliberately defective products Kirk: We are, after all, the nefarious Apple corporation.
Kirk: Log problems *are* evil, but also kinda fun.
// on stealing images for lessons Lodal: That makes me a bad person. I recognise that.
Kirk: Two mice -- covered in red and blue paint Kirk: Running around, because you're an evil mastermind doing science with mice
Blake: What are cats known for? Student: Being evil monsters that want to kill you in your sleep.
// Writing in the empty space surrounding a difficult trigonometric equation [Underlined] TWO WAYS :O Anarchy! Why? EVIL MWAHAHAHA
Kirk: I'm gonna call it, like, ... g-sub-e -- for evil...