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#13729
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⚐ Report// something about Fr*nch being a gay language, something about only gay people speak Fr*nch Gugan: That's so mean to gay people
#13586
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⚐ Report//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: What is language but an agreed delusion? // Later Schwartz: I see a squiggle here, I also see the same squiggle here. Schwartz: Let's switch the squiggle, let's make a new squiggle.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: We're speaking English. We have no right to complain about anything linguistic. Ever!
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⚐ ReportMartinez: If you're an English speaker, you're an Anglophone. Martinez: Congratulations. Your membership's in the mail.
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⚐ ReportMr. Anderson: Well class, I don't have a Promethean board in my room. I guess MCPS must have run out of funding. Joel: But the health teacher has one!