Schwartz: What is language but an agreed delusion? // Later Schwartz: I see a squiggle here, I also see the same squiggle here. Schwartz: Let's switch the squiggle, let's make a new squiggle.
Schwartz: We're speaking English. We have no right to complain about anything linguistic. Ever!
Martinez: If you're an English speaker, you're an Anglophone. Martinez: Congratulations. Your membership's in the mail.
Kirk: This is a language class in disguise
Mr. Anderson: Well class, I don't have a Promethean board in my room. I guess MCPS must have run out of funding. Joel: But the health teacher has one!
Stein: I'm no religious scholar of Judaism or uh any other... language.
Gross: If you don't get any publications, go steal one from a neighbor's mailbox.
Gross: We don't have NSL in New Jersey. We don't care about that stuff.
// Ms. Gross looks out the window and sees another student through the window of another part of the building Gross: How ya doin'? How ya doin'? *to student in the window* Gross: His face is bothering me. // students laugh Gross: Go to class! // shuts the blinds abruptly