#6376

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April 3, 2017, 2 p.m.

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// In Klein pd. 9, talking about Grapes of Wrath // out of nowhere Sally: "CONNIE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!!"

#6030

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Sept. 20, 2016, 5:18 p.m.

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Klein:...text support... Soumith: tech support? //class bursts into laughter Klein: Only in a class full of magnets would that be misheard...

#6022

44

Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"

#6016

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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Klein: "Wow them with your wisdom, blind them with your BS!"

#6015

66

Sept. 2, 2016, 9:41 p.m.

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//Klein talks to class before bell rings "Make sure you don't make anyone go into labor this weekend!" //Klein smirks "No, I meant don't get a job!"

#5876

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April 12, 2016, 9:56 a.m.

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Klein: What's the use of half a child -- other than as a doorstop.

#5703

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Dec. 16, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.

#5507

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June 1, 2015, 10:54 p.m.

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Klein: "Look at Blair Boulevard: people just going like 'YOLO,' slapping each other--"

#5450

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April 7, 2015, 10:42 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: *grips the front of his podium and stares out at us with souless eyes* I’m like an electron. You can never know my location and velocity at the same time. If you’re trying to find me during lunch...good luck.

#5442

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March 31, 2015, 6:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein walks into Klein's Pd. 4 AP Lang class as the class is discussing the upcoming Huckleberry Finn opinion-research paper Stein: What is the difference between opinions and "opinions"? Klein: Uhh, 17. Ms. Eisenstein, Klein's assistant: I was going to say 35.