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April 5, 2018, 10:06 a.m.

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//SRP Pd 4 //writing qualifications sections Tyler: How am I qualified? Connor: Good at manual labor. Tyler: Can get coffee exceptionally well.

#7272

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Feb. 26, 2018, 1:41 p.m.

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//Pd 8 AP World Whitacre: Katherine the Great was accused of having strange…sexual tendencies. Some four legged accusations, like horses. Tyler: Woah! Whitacre: Is that enough for you? Tyler: Yeah. Whitacre: So she had this giant mechanical contraption that would lift it up and place it on her. Sack of oats?

#7210

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Feb. 9, 2018, 10:14 a.m.

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//SRP Period 4 Bosse: Tyler, what should you not do in an interview? Tyler: Don't do drugs. Bosse: Are we sending him out for an internship?

#7031

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Dec. 12, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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//Talking about PChem Joseph: Water is a very bad buffer. Tyler: Everything is a buffer! Joseph: I'm not a buffer. Tyler: You are a buffer! Joseph: Well, I am buffer than you.

#6892

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Nov. 1, 2017, 11:09 p.m.

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Pham: Tyler, you look ugly! //Students look confused Pham: Don't put your face in her cell phone!

#6269

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March 1, 2017, 7:30 p.m.

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//Talking about a video in biology Duval: So you guys didn't watch the video 'cause y'all would've remembered the name of the antelope. The dik-dik (pronounced "dick-dick") Tyler: Oooh the tiny one! *everyone laughs even Duval* Duval: Yeah, they're tiny

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Oct. 24, 2016, 8:04 p.m.

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//During presentation about Neptune Tyler: So you can think about Earth's orbit like Mr. Pham, short and round. Neptune's orbit is like Mr. Rose, tall and eccentric.

#6044

44

Oct. 1, 2016, 6:40 p.m.

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//at hackUMBC //volunteer comes in and asks who did not get enough food saying that they will get pizza Volunteer: Who only got bread rolls? //notes down names Brian: All i got was pasta and the worst chicken ever Volunteer: Well that's fine, some people literally only got 6 bread rolls. Tyler: What if they only wanted bread rolls? //Volunteer just walks away silently

#6022

44

Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"

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June 17, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

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Tyler: Hey Mr. Giles, can you make my grade look as good as you?