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#12848

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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// Half day due to weather Stein: I need to fit a 90 minute class into 45 minutes. Stein: I need to pull a Rose. Stein(in Rose voice): Whoooo! Alrighttttt!

#12826

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Jan. 5, 2024, 7:51 a.m.

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// Stein is balancing on his right foot Stein: Guys what am I doing right now? Stein: I'm starting the year off on the right foot. Stein: I just came up with that last night.

#12807

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Dec. 29, 2023, 11:12 p.m.

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Stein: Colleges are like a scam. Stein: They're the Nigerian Prince that emails you and wants to send you 10 million dollars.

#12793

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:41 a.m.

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// Stein's giving us his high school story Nikhita: So you just showed people sexual images all day at school? Stein: Yeah, we didn't really have class.

#12792

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:40 a.m.

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Stein: There were explicit images in the ice cubes.

#12791

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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*talking about a homework problem about cuckoo birds and their nesting habits* Stein: "I could've handed my children to other people.. And I could've had a carefree life."

#12715

88

Dec. 13, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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// Stein is giving his lecture on means Siri: Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Stein: Shut up! Siri: I'm sorry, could you say that again? Stein: Go away! Siri: Okay, I won't.

#12714

77

Dec. 13, 2023, 8:59 a.m.

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// Ostrander walks in Stein: Hi Mr. Ostrander, are you looking for Michael Wang? // Michael Wang walks in 3 seconds later Stein: So you've kept your promise of not being late for 2 classes. Ostrander: During your wedding in the future, does "till death do us part" only last for when you take 2 classes? Michael: In my defense, it was 4 classes.

#12684

66

Dec. 7, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Stein: Wait, how did I give you five?! Stein: What am I doing?! Stein: *retroactively lowers grade* Stein: Oh wait you did it down here

#12661

88

Dec. 5, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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Stein: Just trust me on the arithmetic Stein: I know that's usually a risky thing to do with me but just do it