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Nov. 14, 2022, 8:32 p.m.

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// right after HMMT Michael W: Sometimes you have to throw to catch.



Nov. 10, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Michael Wang: Have you ever thought about reaching into your ear and just pulling out a really long [bug]?



Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!



May 23, 2022, 8:40 a.m.

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Katz: Right, Michael? Michael W: What? Katz: You're a carbon-based life form! Michael W: Yeah... Wait, what am I agreeing to?



April 26, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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Duval: A lot of things happened since we last met. Michael Wang: Didn't some guy get slapped at the Oscars?



April 26, 2022, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: The only part of the sunflower seed that’s salted and seasoned is the shell. Jerry Song: Shells? I love shells! They’re my favorite part of the sunflower seed! Jerry: I’m joking, I don’t actually eat sunflower seeds. Michael Wang: Yeah, cuz you only eat the shells.



April 22, 2022, 10:21 a.m.

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Michael Wang: Bring out the bag of white stuff tomorrow.



April 18, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// From a while ago Michael Wang: Weed slows you down. Schwartz: What? *Class goes silent* Schwartz: Suppose you're running through a field. The weeds slow you down. There we go.



April 5, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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Andy: The Giver is really dark. Michael Wang: The Giver is really funny! Andy: Care to explain why? Michael: *breaks down giggling*



April 4, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Duval: Have you seen Regi? Michael Wang: Regi? Like Registeel the pokémon?