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Sept. 22, 2023, 8 a.m.

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// Stein taking attendance Stein: Evan Wang, the issue wasn't that you sat in the wrong seat. I marked the wrong Wang. Stein: Anne Wang, here. Evan Wang, here. Michael Wang, here. Steven Wang, here. (Evan, Michael, and Steven sit next to each other) Stein: See, this is the problem! // Later Stein: Sophie H. and Sophie Y. are both absent. Now I'm suspicious. Stein: For all I know they could be running around Downtown Silver Spring at Burgerfi.



Sept. 15, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.



Sept. 15, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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Jacobs: What does the word fawn make you think of? F-a-w-n fawn. Victor: Like a baby deer? Michael Wang: A lot of fun?



June 12, 2023, 10:45 a.m.

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// Michael Wang tries to explain a video game technique Schwartz: That's called spawn camping. It's awful!



June 9, 2023, 2:46 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Niklas(as Genghis Khan): I died in 1220. Michael Wang(as Che Guevara): Damn you died that early?



May 15, 2023, 2:07 p.m.

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Michael Wang: As you see, I was born with a 3rd chromosome. Johnny: He was born with only 3 chromosomes.



April 20, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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// Among us drawn on board Michael Wang: Among us! Smolen: He’s the impostor! Kick him out!



Feb. 16, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

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Michael Wang: So there's this thing called the Santa Anna surprise. Michael: Which is not a real event, I made this term up.



Feb. 6, 2023, 1:48 p.m.

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Evan Wang: Tell me a bit about yourself. Michael Wang: Hi, I'm Michael. I'm a Genshin enthusiast. Michael Wang: I'm a Ningguang main. If you're a Keqing main, you're just wrong.



Nov. 14, 2022, 8:32 p.m.

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// right after HMMT Michael W: Sometimes you have to throw to catch.