// right after HMMT Michael W: Sometimes you have to throw to catch.
Michael Wang: Have you ever thought about reaching into your ear and just pulling out a really long [bug]?
// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!
Katz: Right, Michael? Michael W: What? Katz: You're a carbon-based life form! Michael W: Yeah... Wait, what am I agreeing to?
Duval: A lot of things happened since we last met. Michael Wang: Didn't some guy get slapped at the Oscars?
Andy: The only part of the sunflower seed that’s salted and seasoned is the shell. Jerry Song: Shells? I love shells! They’re my favorite part of the sunflower seed! Jerry: I’m joking, I don’t actually eat sunflower seeds. Michael Wang: Yeah, cuz you only eat the shells.
Michael Wang: Bring out the bag of white stuff tomorrow.
// From a while ago Michael Wang: Weed slows you down. Schwartz: What? *Class goes silent* Schwartz: Suppose you're running through a field. The weeds slow you down. There we go.
Andy: The Giver is really dark. Michael Wang: The Giver is really funny! Andy: Care to explain why? Michael: *breaks down giggling*
Duval: Have you seen Regi? Michael Wang: Regi? Like Registeel the pokémon?