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#7168
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⚐ Report//pd 3 AP world Whitacre: Ussher said the Earth was created at 9:00AM, October 3rd, 4004 BC. Student: Dang! Whitacre: What? 9:00 too early? You want to get up at noon? See, this is why you can never be G-d!
#7167
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⚐ Report//Student walks in late with a pass and a cup of coffee Whitacre: Which came first, the pass or the coffee?
#7165
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⚐ Report//Beginning of second semester, new World History Class Whitacre: Any Moggie-ites in here? //Students who previously had Mogge raise their hands Whitacre: Any Ravil-ians //Students who previously had Ravilious raise their hands Student: What about us? *People who had Whitacre* Whitacre: Perfection
#7159
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⚐ Report//whitacre period 1, first day of semester whitacre: does anyone need a chromebook today? student: yes whitacre: we aren't going to learn anything. student: I'd still like one whitacre: we never learn anything.
#7151
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: The king was like, I give you land to make up for the bad things I did. Just let the monks go muhmuhmnnn for several centuries.
#7138
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: you can you kill so many of your wives until people are like, "woah what's going on here?"
#7086
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⚐ Report//Shwetha tells some story about ancestry and cheating //Whitacre blows on glasses Whitacre: It's not cheating. It's called exploration. It's nature to try to impregnate as many things as possible. It's evolution! You can't change that!
#7072
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Anybody who is not doing social studies right now is doing math. Ryan Tse: What? I would NEVER be doing math in YOUR class, Mr. Whitacre! Whitacre: That is the correct response.
#7067
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⚐ Report//Talking about Silver Chips Whitacre: Don't read the paper. Its all fake news. Reynald: I only look at the pictures. Whitacre: They're fake pictures too.
#7060
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⚐ Report//Laura is playing with something like Silly Putty Whitacre: So you're making things in chemistry class and distributing them in other classes? When I was in school, we called that something else.