#13138

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Feb. 29, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Pundzak: Make sure to stab and twist, right? Didn't your dad teach you that?

#13101

57

Feb. 20, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Rose: Murderers, fascists, the people who make the AP Calculus curriculum...

#10605

2020

May 23, 2022, 6:05 p.m.

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//reading Twenty Hours Rao: If I poisoned my husband this morning, it would feel really weird to teach this class. Student: Did you poison your husband this morning? Rao: I'm not married, so there's no one to poison.

#10188

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March 7, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Cirincione: I'm guessing none of you have planned murders.

#7212

79

Feb. 9, 2018, 4:31 p.m.

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Moose: I'm a fascist dictator, and if you don't do it by Tuesday, I'll kill you all.

#7138

55

Jan. 22, 2018, 8:51 a.m.

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Whitacre: you can you kill so many of your wives until people are like, "woah what's going on here?"

#7115

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Jan. 16, 2018, 11:44 a.m.

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Wensen: I'm pretty sure that if I doused you in isoporpyl and lit you on fire it would be more than your hair that burned.

#2087

99

Sept. 9, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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Gross: I don't know what people did before the internet. I guess that's when they went out on murdering sprees. Not that that's a bad thing.

#1602

1212

March 6, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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// Rose trips on several backpacks Rose: Trying to kill me, huh? Student: How did you know? Rose: It's alright. It's alright.