Stav: This really considered my lobster Jonah: This really contemplated my crustacean William: This really assessed my arthropod Kaz: This really pondered my decapod Brian: This really whatted my fuck
Shwetha: Priya, look at Palosky's legs! Palosky: It's beautiful
Shwetha: GPAs are resistant statistics.
//At envirothon Anika D and Shwetha are talking to each other Pham: You know each other? Ah, of course you do, you indian.
Laura: ... I've been busy doing something every weekend for the last month. Horne: Doing what? Laura: Uh, stuff. Horne: Guys is Laura a spy or something? Shwetha: No she's just embarrassed about her recent endeavor. Laura: I am? Horne: What endeavor? Shwetha: Girls Go CyberStart Laura: Wait I'm not embarrassed about that! Shwetha: You should be.
Shwetha: I don’t have a gender chart. Whitacre: That’s because you use them as place mats for your meals.
//Whitacre hands out a reading //A little later, Whitacre looks at Shwetha’s desk Whitacre: Where’s your reading? //Shwetha picks out a packet from the bottom of a pile of papers on her desk Whitacre: After just several seconds, it’s at the very bottom of the pile! It’s like a card trick-- whup! Here it is, at the bottom!
//Kicks Shwetha out of group chat Enya: Darcy can only have one #1 student
//Discussing a group project for Computational Methods Pham: You already have a partner? Who your partner, Shwetha? //Shwetha points at Jenny; Jenny grins Pham: Jenny! Are you sure? Shwetha: I already asked her beforehand, and she agreed. Pham: Jenny! You'll make someone very upset. Am I right, Rafi?
//Shwetha tells some story about ancestry and cheating //Whitacre blows on glasses Whitacre: It's not cheating. It's called exploration. It's nature to try to impregnate as many things as possible. It's evolution! You can't change that!