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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:14 a.m.

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Anderson: My watch glows in the dark. Somehow I didn't already know that.

#1547

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:13 a.m.

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//After finishing The Great Gatsby Mr. Anderson: Woah. That last line is famous. They make fun of it on South Park.

#1545

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:08 a.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Avatar was, without any exaggeration, the worst movie I've ever seen. Shelley: You haven't seen Twilight, have you?

#1531

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Feb. 23, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: After our Gatsby lecture last class, it is absolutely imperative that we all be on the same page. Is everyone with me so far? Shirley and Mario (in unison): We wit you so fah! Mr. Anderson: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but neither of you were here last class...

#1462

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Feb. 4, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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//Doing peer review: Anderson: "Go back to the person who wrote that essay and tell them something you really liked about it. And don't give some backhanded compliment like 'I really liked the way you didn't use any punctuation.'" Scott L: "I really liked your typeface!"

#1461

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Feb. 4, 2010, 9:23 p.m.

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//Reading through an exemplary English essay: Anderson: "We don't have to read the rest of this, it's the same-old, same-old... She got an 'A' and probably had a happy life as an accountant."

#1460

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Feb. 4, 2010, 9:20 p.m.

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Anderson: "Stacking details like so much-- well, I was going to say something nasty--So if you keep stacking on details all you get is a pile of you-know-what!"

#1431

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Anderson remarked that he is performing in a play over the weekend Student: What's the name of your play? Anderson: I am not here to prostitute myself!

#1128

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Dec. 10, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: As you can see, this is my well-word copy of Cuckoo's Nest from my graduate school days, all marked up, notes that girls wrote me on the inside... Student: "Stop calling me!" "Who are you?!"

#630

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Oct. 11, 2009, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: Can we do the test some other day? Anderson: Actually... Why not? We'll take the quiz on Friday. Class: Yay! Anderson: I lied. Get out a sheet of paper.