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March 29, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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Bosse: So many emails! Bosse: It seems like nobody cares about me until the end of the quarter.



Dec. 1, 2022, 8:42 a.m.

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Jerry Song: I don't procrastinate. Jerry Song: Procrastination implies that you actually do the work before it's due.



Feb. 22, 2022, 9:26 a.m.

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Lydz: Due next week... means do next week.



April 10, 2018, 3:57 p.m.

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//Pham walks in to the first AP Stat review session, all is hush Pham: AP? //Stein nods Pham: Dis early???



May 13, 2017, 10:36 p.m.

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//Wondering if his title is okay or not Telon: What are the names of your histograms? Soumith: That's a Monday night problem fam



May 27, 2015, 9:40 p.m.

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// Functions, the day after spring break, discussing the homework Rose: You guys probably all did this yesterday, so it should be fresh in your minds.



Dec. 26, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

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//Mariam wanted a college rec from Rose Mariam: It's due January 30. Giles: That's early, all right. Rose: It's fine because I'm going to get it done... Giles: ...on January 29? Rose: You know, I have high hopes for break. I'm going to clean my apartment, see a few movies, catch up on work...stop laughing! Giles: Do you want me to text you and remind you to do all this stuff? Rose: No, I'll remember.



Dec. 4, 2009, 4:10 a.m.

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Piper: Parkinson's law states that work expands to fill the time available. Snyder: Is there an analogous law for procrastination? Piper: We can call that the Snyder corollary.



Oct. 11, 2009, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: Can we do the test some other day? Anderson: Actually... Why not? We'll take the quiz on Friday. Class: Yay! Anderson: I lied. Get out a sheet of paper.