#1997

44

June 10, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//Talking about how he hasn't related the two definitions of conic sections yet (cone model, two focus), the class is extremely tired. Rose: So, I come here, teach you a definition for conic sections...then my evil twin comes in here and teaches you a COMPLETELY NEW DEFINITION...Don't you have a problem with that?! Class: ...No.

#1992

55

June 10, 2010, 5:32 p.m.

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//Rose trying to do an inequality proof by induction Rose: Don't tell me what to do, Loomis. Don't rub it in, let me do it myself!

#1990

88

June 9, 2010, 10:14 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Alright functions, I finished making your final. There are a LOT of questions on it; it's incredibly huge. I'm not even sure you'll finish. Class: Mr. Rose, why don't you just take some questions off of it? Mr. Rose: No, that's crazy. I'll just make you guys start the final the day before.

#1988

55

June 9, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose made a Geometer's Sketchpad program where people, or rather points A-L, in a race start at one foci of an ellipse. They must touch a point on the ellipse and then the other foci. The first one to touch the other foci wins. Mr. Rose: Oh look A's so gonna win--oh no, maybe D-, no wait, B is DEFINITELY gonna, wait, where did J come from, or even C, oh D's making a comeback and it's gonna wi--oh wait, no, they all tied. Mr. Rose: Let's try this again.

#1987

88

June 9, 2010, 10:01 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Well basically, I got my job because of this program. Mr. Walstein loves talking about the importance of directrices in conics. So when I showed him the several Geometer's Sketchpad program of directrices and conics that I had conveniently made before, he didn't yell at me.

#1986

1010

June 9, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Rose: Just do what Biruk says. Don't talk! Just submit to whatever he wants to do with his stapler.

#1980

4042

June 5, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

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//Sean says some stupid thing Rose: Sean, you were made in a factory to piss off teachers.

#1966

1414

June 1, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Rose: Wait, stop being smart. First...*breathe* what does a shell look like? Mythili: Like a roll of toilet paper! Rose: Mythili, head always in the gutter. -Later- // Rose looks uup pictures of shells on a website. Rose [reading from website]: IF you think about, visually, a shell is like a...roll of toilet paper. Mythili: Booyah! Whose head is in the gutter now!

#1965

1717

June 1, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Rose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.

#1964

99

June 1, 2010, 9:44 p.m.

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Rose: This is a classic calculus problem. Millions of kids across the world are doing this problem at this moment.