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Nov. 12, 2020, 7:20 p.m.

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*during a Precalc A video lesson* Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter. Contreras: What does that mean? Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff. Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Kirk: Yeah. Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift. Kirk: Really? Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift. Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same? Contreras: Yeah. Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Hmm. Anyways

During a Precalc A video lesson. A google search yielded this Seventeen article that does, in fact, corroborate Ms. Contreras' statement but maybe also makes her seem a bit insensitive towards the "other" Taylor Swift:

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Jan. 28, 2020, 9:14 p.m.

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//Linalg icebreaker Contreras: Say your name and a descriptor that starts with the same letter, I'll start. Contreras: Coffee Contreras. Marc: Messy Marc. Eric: Intelligent Eric.



Jan. 2, 2020, 12:24 p.m.

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Timothy Qian: Wait, I've only written 'Hello world'?



March 4, 2011, 9:50 p.m.

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Contreras: I spent 3 hours being 'company' for a sickly, elderly dog. Theresa: That's no way to talk about Andy Gilbert!



March 4, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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Theresa: Hey [teacher], I'm still sick, anyone you want me to infect? Teacher: <Points at Contreras> How about this one right here? Theresa: Yeah alright, I'll cough on him or something Teacher: Or how about a kiss? That'd do it too. Contreras: Actually, how about 4 or 5 kisses? Y'know, just to make sure.



March 3, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics. Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin." Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!



Feb. 23, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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Teacher: As Contreras might know, every so often you meet a kid you just don't like, a kid who's just not on the same page as you... one of us is not going to make it!



Feb. 21, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: I was thinking about cylindrical and spherical coordinates, and I was like, "Wait up yo, how come we don't have cubic coordinates?" And then I facepalmed.



Jan. 15, 2011, 7:45 p.m.

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Contreras: This keyboard is weird. Scott L: It's upside down! Contreras: That's not the problem.



Dec. 15, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Theresa: I think Alex Contreras is one of the greatest arguments against intelligent design.