*during a Precalc A video lesson*
Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter.
Contreras: What does that mean?
Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff.
Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift.
Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift.
Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same?
Kirk: Hmm. Anyways
Theresa: Hey [teacher], I'm still sick, anyone you want me to infect?
Teacher: <Points at Contreras> How about this one right here?
Theresa: Yeah alright, I'll cough on him or something
Teacher: Or how about a kiss? That'd do it too.
Contreras: Actually, how about 4 or 5 kisses? Y'know, just to make sure.
//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics.
Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin."
Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!