// Tom Brady is back, *again* Contreras: Shivani, how do you feel Shivani: I'm so happy, I'm in tears Contreras: I was in tears too, but the different kind
// Kyei is out, Contreras is subbing. About to play infoflow Contreras: so there's this this that I heard you guys don't do, which makes me sad Contreras: at the end of the intro, you gotta slam your desk as hard as you can along with the beat // Intro plays, some people do it Contreras: *pointing to back of room* he didn't do it, we gotta try again
//Precalc A video lesson Contreras: I really feel like you're talking over me, Mr. Kirk. Kirk: Sorry, I didn't realize I'm exercising my white privilege.
*during a Precalc A video lesson* Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter. Contreras: What does that mean? Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff. Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Kirk: Yeah. Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift. Kirk: Really? Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift. Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same? Contreras: Yeah. Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Hmm. Anyways
//Linalg icebreaker Contreras: Say your name and a descriptor that starts with the same letter, I'll start. Contreras: Coffee Contreras. Marc: Messy Marc. Eric: Intelligent Eric.
Timothy Qian: Wait, I've only written 'Hello world'?
Contreras: I spent 3 hours being 'company' for a sickly, elderly dog. Theresa: That's no way to talk about Andy Gilbert!
Theresa: Hey [teacher], I'm still sick, anyone you want me to infect? Teacher: <Points at Contreras> How about this one right here? Theresa: Yeah alright, I'll cough on him or something Teacher: Or how about a kiss? That'd do it too. Contreras: Actually, how about 4 or 5 kisses? Y'know, just to make sure.
//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics. Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin." Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!
Teacher: As Contreras might know, every so often you meet a kid you just don't like, a kid who's just not on the same page as you... one of us is not going to make it!