Blairbash.org

Search Quotes 

#8419

3034

Dec. 10, 2019, 1:47 p.m.

⚐ Report
//FoT, Working on Exploravision Student: I could just go to Russian Wikipedia. Kaluta: Or Russian Wikipedia could go to you.

#8413

3941

Dec. 6, 2019, 1:01 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: What's a tin yurl?

#8403

129

Nov. 26, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

⚐ Report
//pd 6 FOT Mr. Kaluta: Every old person has arthritis Arthur: I also have arthuritis Mr. Kaluta: *laughs* Blairbash! Blairbash!

#8394

4646

Nov. 18, 2019, 2:36 p.m.

⚐ Report
//FOT Kaluta: Put your electronic distractions away everybody. I've taken 2 laptops and a phone already, and one has sold on eBay so far.

#8390

3032

Nov. 14, 2019, 1:49 p.m.

⚐ Report
//FOT Kaluta: So, at the end of the Chicago River there is a dam that holds Lake Michigan in. Student: So if someone blew it up... Kaluta: Ok, I'm gonna need your Social Security Number, your address and... //Later, looking at an image of the Brooklyn Bridge Kaluta: You know, someone could just take pliers and just cut that rope. Student: Is there anything YOU'RE hiding?

Kaluta is mildly obsessed with engineering failures...

fot, kaluta

#8378

1125

Nov. 4, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: Now let's be honest, some of you are gonna get internships through family friends or even nepotism! Kaluta: And hey, it's just an internship, it's not a crime, it's not the White House Kaluta: Oh did I say that out loud? ;)

#8363

319

Oct. 23, 2019, 12:28 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Pd 6 FOT Mr Kaluta, chanting: Hey Ben, don’t use a pen. Hey Ben, don’t use a pen.

You could make a cult out of this

fot, kaluta

#8347

513

Oct. 14, 2019, 11:28 a.m.

⚐ Report
//Kaluta’s room at lunch Kaluta: Okay who wants a beatdown with gluesticks? <Smacks Nate on the head with gluesticks, walks away>

#8330

2830

Oct. 7, 2019, 2:30 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Someone taps Shalom on the head while she’s wearing a plastic construction hat Michio: That’s no way to treat a lady! Mr. Kaluta: I was gonna say that’s no way to treat a hat

#8321

1325

Sept. 30, 2019, 10:45 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: Any of you guys like Blairbash?