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⚐ Report// Differentials Schwartz: I don't want to do 3.972 cubed. Schwartz: I hope you also don't want to do 3.972 cubed. Schwartz: If you do, there is something wrong with you.
#11081
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⚐ Report// Schwartz instructing about the Not The First Derivative Test (NTFDT) Dylan: NFTs? Schwartz: No, NFTs are, by definition, worthless! This, on the hand, is worthful.
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⚐ Report//second period is beginning PA: *plays evil male laugh* Sean: The sound of Mr. Schwartz collecing Analysis 2 exams.
#11059
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⚐ Report// Someone wrote the “??? Profit” meme Schwartz: Someone forgot the question marks. Schwartz: You’re not supposed to know where profit comes from!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Today is a day of no fun at all. Schwartz: We will not be having any fun today!
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⚐ Report//about to comment on computational efficiency of things Schwartz: I should warn you that not only am I not a computer scientist, I am very much not a computer scientist. Schwartz: I took one computer science class -- for fun, my senior year of college -- where I used LisP and DrScheme. Schwartz: The TAs refused to grade my programs because they were so inefficient and obfuscated that they couldn't figure out how they worked without crying.
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⚐ ReportAndy: Schwartz, students get a day off on Monday while teachers have to stay. Andy: Hahahaha suckers!
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⚐ ReportEvan Wang: Can I have my exam back? Schwartz: Which one? Evan: Anal 2. *Entire room goes silent* Evan: I mean analysis 2. // Later Schwartz: MCPS abbreviates classes by using the first 4 letters. Schwartz: You're one of the few with the chutzpah to call it by that.