#11081

1313

Oct. 31, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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// Schwartz instructing about the Not The First Derivative Test (NTFDT) Dylan: NFTs? Schwartz: No, NFTs are, by definition, worthless! This, on the hand, is worthful.

#11076

1515

Oct. 31, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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//second period is beginning PA: *plays evil male laugh* Sean: The sound of Mr. Schwartz collecing Analysis 2 exams.

#11059

68

Oct. 27, 2022, 3 p.m.

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// Someone wrote the “??? Profit” meme Schwartz: Someone forgot the question marks. Schwartz: You’re not supposed to know where profit comes from!

#11058

911

Oct. 27, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: Today is a day of no fun at all. Schwartz: We will not be having any fun today!

#11031

1212

Oct. 21, 2022, 4:48 p.m.

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//about to comment on computational efficiency of things Schwartz: I should warn you that not only am I not a computer scientist, I am very much not a computer scientist. Schwartz: I took one computer science class -- for fun, my senior year of college -- where I used LisP and DrScheme. Schwartz: The TAs refused to grade my programs because they were so inefficient and obfuscated that they couldn't figure out how they worked without crying.

#11030

77

Oct. 21, 2022, 3:24 p.m.

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Andy: Schwartz, students get a day off on Monday while teachers have to stay. Andy: Hahahaha suckers!

#11019

1414

Oct. 20, 2022, 3:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: *Holds slinky* Look, it's <a*cos(t), a*sin(t), bt>!

#11017

1818

Oct. 20, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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Evan Wang: Can I have my exam back? Schwartz: Which one? Evan: Anal 2. *Entire room goes silent* Evan: I mean analysis 2. // Later Schwartz: MCPS abbreviates classes by using the first 4 letters. Schwartz: You're one of the few with the chutzpah to call it by that.

#10993

77

Oct. 14, 2022, 10:11 p.m.

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Schwartz: We have two and a half minutes left, let's start 16.2!

#10991

66

Oct. 14, 2022, 10:09 p.m.

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// Analysis 2, Schwartz drew a map of the US and labeled it with isotherms Schwartz: *draws an isotherm at the bottom of Florida, labels it 1000 degrees* Schwartz: And Florida is 1000 degrees, because I assume that's how Florida works.