#980

2226

Nov. 25, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, we're going to go up by desk, do it really fast and shove it down our throats, and then do some more dumb crap and then some math.

#944

1313

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Pham: “You listen to Mr. Rose? Where you left your brain?”

#934

4953

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Rose: “There’s not much homework. It’s only gonna take you like 20 min.” Student: “To write it down?”

#928

55

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Rose: “I don’t know how banks work in the real world. That’s why I work at a high school. I’m scared of the real world.”

#924

48

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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Rose: “I’m being stupid all of a sudden.” Student: “All of a sudden?”

#923

22

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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Rose: “It kinda doesn’t matter for the test, but because the tests are being photocopied I’m just stalling.” //during last minute test review

#921

11

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:36 p.m.

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Rose: “I don’t exactly know what I’m talking about here, but somehow logarithms come into play.”

#912

7377

Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.

#903

1517

Nov. 19, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*

#901

1719

Nov. 19, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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*ms.piper is in the middle of teaching her class and mr. rose walks in* Rose: Hey, will you scissors paper rock me to see which test Daniel C. will take during lunch? Piper: What? You mean rock paper scissors? Rose: Yeah. He's supposed to take my test, but he says he has to take yours today. Piper: Oh that's fine, you can have him. Rose: Oh yeah, do you want lunch? We're getting Vietnamese. Piper: I'll have the non-fried eggrolls. Rose: Cool.