Maria: I don't have a pencil, or a will to live, but at least I have a calculator, so that's nice
Rory: (sharpening pencil) Giles: (waiting) Rory: (still sharpening pencil) Giles: (getting impatient) Rory: (Still sharpening pencil) Giles: Rory!! Your pencil doesn't have to be sharp enough to murder someone!
//At PUMaC 2010 Bob: Oh crap. Hey Jason, could I borrow a pencil? Jason: Well... I only have like 8. So no. Bob: !??!
*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*