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Oct. 18, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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Maria: I don't have a pencil, or a will to live, but at least I have a calculator, so that's nice



Dec. 14, 2010, 2:10 p.m.

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Rory: (sharpening pencil) Giles: (waiting) Rory: (still sharpening pencil) Giles: (getting impatient) Rory: (Still sharpening pencil) Giles: Rory!! Your pencil doesn't have to be sharp enough to murder someone!



Nov. 21, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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//At PUMaC 2010 Bob: Oh crap. Hey Jason, could I borrow a pencil? Jason: Well... I only have like 8. So no. Bob: !??!



Nov. 19, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*