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#9383
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⚐ ReportDuval: I have no idea what was just said, but it was said in a chorus, so I'll roll with it.
#9378
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⚐ Report// Duval explaining how to use a micropipetter Duval: Don't push it all the way in, you will get too much.
#9355
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⚐ Report//chaotic duval anthology, november 12 "You can be monotone, but at least be monotone together." "Hilarious that in second grade, I was already scheming about how to get out of school." "Breathing is awesome!" "When we're talking about -- I'm gonna channel my inner Josh here -- when we're talking about *this* ..." "Schwartz walked in one day when I was talking about this. He asks, 'why would you think that?' And then he yells, 'GAAAAA! PURINES!'" "Please don't scream in the middle of the quiz." "Are you sitting there thinking 'what the hell's happening?' A little bit? Good." "You all have this wonderful thing called the Internet available at your fingerprints. Your fingertips? Whatever. It's somewhere." "I'm gonna quiz you on Mara." "Do you need to draw all those nitrogenous bases? No. That would be cruel and unusual." "I can start being more complicated and difficult."
#9353
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⚐ Report// Talking about nucleic acids and how to remember them Duval: Schwartz just walked in and said "GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Purines."
#9352
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⚐ Report// Talking about poision ivy Duval: So I was in 2nd grade, scheming on how to not go to school. Duval: And I decided to strip down and roll around in a patch of poison ivy.
#9350
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⚐ ReportStudent: Theoretically, we could knock someone out and harvest their spit. Duval: True, but we're not going to do that.
#9311
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⚐ Report// After discussing some serious shit Duval: I love to live in my happy bubble of ignorance and pretend that all of you are perfect little angels.