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#11140

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Nov. 12, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!

#10892

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Sept. 29, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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Dr. Brabazon: Jamie Raskin is calling me right now! Jacen: He wants your money!

#10803

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Sept. 12, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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//Group activity in AP Lang where we had to rank objects by importance in order to survive Jacen (sarcastically): Whiskey is obviously the most important Raun: Actually you have a point. It's good for morale

#10629

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May 28, 2022, 9:03 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: I have $1000 in cash, I feel like a drug dealer. Leela: My dad’s a drug dealer? Jacen: How else are you gonna pay for college?

#10398

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April 4, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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Andy: Jacen's the type of guy to get senioritis in middle school.

#10345

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March 24, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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//Jacen presents an excerpt of his L'Hôpital project story Schwartz: Any questions? Stephen: Why? Jacen: Amogus.

#10261

99

March 14, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10171

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March 6, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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// Quizbowl competition, question is about a play in 1608 Jacen: 1608, did people even write back then?

#10166

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March 5, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Jacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.

#10122

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March 2, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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Jacen: I can’t do pushups, I’ll get fat.