Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!
Dr. Brabazon: Jamie Raskin is calling me right now! Jacen: He wants your money!
//Group activity in AP Lang where we had to rank objects by importance in order to survive Jacen (sarcastically): Whiskey is obviously the most important Raun: Actually you have a point. It's good for morale
Leela’s dad: I have $1000 in cash, I feel like a drug dealer. Leela: My dad’s a drug dealer? Jacen: How else are you gonna pay for college?
Andy: Jacen's the type of guy to get senioritis in middle school.
//Jacen presents an excerpt of his L'Hôpital project story Schwartz: Any questions? Stephen: Why? Jacen: Amogus.
//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
// Quizbowl competition, question is about a play in 1608 Jacen: 1608, did people even write back then?
Jacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.
Jacen: I can’t do pushups, I’ll get fat.