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March 15, 2010, 3:43 p.m.

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Whitacre: The question is, are going to try and have a reasonable relationship with China this time around? Nevin: NO! No relationship with China! They talk funny! Whitacre: Put on a plaid shirt and get a Southern accent and you could pass for one of my relatives.

#1629

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March 10, 2010, 8:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: If I don't learn math I can't get married? Peter the Great, where were you? Twenty-five years ago...

#1616

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March 9, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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//Talking about marriage Whitacre: I'm not angry at you, I'm angry for you!

#1558

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Feb. 27, 2010, 11:34 a.m.

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//classroom discussion has turned to the recent snow Student: Do you believe in global warming? Whitacre: What, are you asking whether I support it? Yeah, global warming! Student: Okay, do you believe that global warming is happening? Whitacre: Heck yes I do. In the future, we're going to get even more moisture here in the mid-Atlantic. That means more snow for you guys...and for your kids. More parent-child together time. You can tell them stories! "I remember back when the snow..." And then they can tell you the same things that you tell your parents now. "Shut up and give me some tater tots and a pot pie. Shut up! My friends are coming over, so go to your room and shut up!"

#1504

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Feb. 17, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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//A student has fallen asleep Whitacre: Wake up! Why are you asleep? Student: It's the first class of the day! Whitacre: Yeah, well it's my first class of the day too, and you don't see my head on the table! That comes at 2,3 in some bar!

#1457

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Feb. 4, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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//Whitacre just gave a quiz on a video about chocolate Whitacre: So the Mayan Goddess of chocolate was Cacao Woman. Many Students: Wait what? Seriously? Whitacre: Yeah seriously! If you missed that, you have no hope. Just give yourselves a big "0" on your report card now.

#1393

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Jan. 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.

#1392

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Jan. 22, 2010, 10:24 p.m.

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Infoflow: "...If you see someone starting a wildfire..." Whitacre: I'm gonna start a fire where you work

#1388

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:53 p.m.

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//Whitacre is talking to Wiz in the media center Jacob: Mr. Whitacre! Are you getting involved with technology? Because I see you talking to Ms. Wiz. Whitacre: No, I'm keeping my distance. *steps back* I don't know anything, so I'm going to the best. I'm like George Washington: I don't have any talent, but I know it when I see it.

#1376

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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Whitacre: Steven telling anecdotes. That would be hell. *thinks* Actually, my version of hell is bowling.