#3400

1414

May 20, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Kaluta? Is Samantha Sch...is Samantha there? Kaluta: Samantha who? Intercom: Uh...I can't say her last name.

#3266

99

April 27, 2011, 12:38 a.m.

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Janvi (to Kaluta): I like your beard. Class: (agrees to extent) Kaluta: Thanks! I like yours too! Class: (jaws drop. eyes go wide. Ohhhs are uttered)

#3259

1921

April 26, 2011, 9:53 a.m.

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//Ashu runs into POE with a hammer Kaluta: Ashu, why do you need a hammer? Ashu: We're mashing up the oranges!

#3248

77

April 15, 2011, 11:44 a.m.

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Kaluta: Is this thing even turned on? Jack: I think so... Devin: Is the light supposed to be on? Kaluta: You idiots. Devin: But we thought it was on! Kaluta: Babuhbeebuhboo!

#3176

1111

March 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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Kaluta: So the weather forecast for Wallops isn't looking good. But even if it rains, we still do everything. Except go on the boat ride. Henry: But then we won't be able to ironically sing "I'm on a Boat"

#3159

1515

March 28, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: If someone of the appropriate sex at Wallops wants to join your room, you should let them join you. Evan: By 'appropriate' do you mean 'opposite'?

#3014

77

March 2, 2011, 12:11 p.m.

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Kaluta: In or out, in or out, in or out!  Wait!  Who's got ice cream?  I want ice cream!

#2971

2830

Feb. 23, 2011, 1:22 p.m.

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Kaluta: These walls are a lot stronger. They're made of cinder block. Your house walls are gypsum or drywall. Marcus: My house is actually made of cinderblock. Kaluta: That's because you live in a prison!

#2896

2323

Feb. 9, 2011, 5:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: Yeah so if you all haven't noticed, I have laryngitis right now... Richard: W-what? Kaluta: You know, my larynx hurts. Do you know what a larynx is? Richard: Are you talking about, like, your beard? *facepalm*

#2460

1010

Nov. 2, 2010, 9:36 a.m.

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Kaluta: Technical skills go first. That means put out your testicle. Class: -awkward silence, then some awkward laughter- Kaluta: Ummm yeah TEST your TECHNICAL skills. That was almost a slip...