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Oct. 28, 2013, 11:07 a.m.

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//During Computational Methods, referring to integral of sin(x)/x Pham: No need to use Taylor Series for this one. Ashu: Yeah, I tried it. It's not a pretty function. Pham: Of course. Why you try to use Taylor series? The function so ugly, you don't date that function.



April 19, 2013, 1:14 p.m.

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Ashu: I dread every time I have to sit down and think.



Jan. 4, 2013, 6:36 p.m.

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Avikar: Ashu, that's as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. Ashu: Wait, but that's useful if you smoke, right?  I don't get it.



Sept. 14, 2012, 12:04 p.m.

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//Recruiting for computer club Ashu:  When on December 21, 2012 the world will end and computers will save us...



May 7, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//3rd period Rose, a certain portion of the room has issues with talking Rose: So Patrick, you can go stand out in the hall for three minutes, and when you come back in, take someone else out. Like Ashu. And then Ashu, take Neil out. And then we'll just keep rotating people out for the rest of class. Maybe then, that side of the class can be quiet... Hannah He: Wait. Who, us? Neil Dalal: We're so quiet!



March 20, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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Fauntroy: Hey... I'm a student teacher! I didn't sign no papers. I can do what I WANT!



Feb. 9, 2012, 10:23 p.m.

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Richard: You Indian cannot write down on paper. Ashu: Yeah, but we have the stone tab-leat! Yeah, but we are able to write on stone tablet! We so stroung! Richard: You Indians cannot write in stone tablet. Ashu: Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah baout...! No, way make a zero fust, and then the Arabs come from it. No, we have the i-de-ah! No, we decide to share with them because we think they the too dumb. Ashu: So-wah, we also have the greatest diamond in the wold, the Hope Diamond, we found that in the India. And that's what it's culled. Does the China have damond? John: Ashu, the biggest diamond in the world, cost eleven million dollar, is fifty-five thousand karats, is literally thees beeg. Yah thees beeg. Richard: How much money it cost? John: About eleven million. Richard: Doesn't it cost more? John: Noh...nahh, it not the highest quality diamond, like the Hohp Diamond, which the British were even able to steal from India because India don't have Great Wall of India! Ashu: Baauhtt, they do that because they have the guns, and we don't have the guns. And they say, China, we are taken over by the Indians. Richard: Oh oh oh, China never taken over by the Indians. John: China only give away Hong Kong. India give away entire sub-continent because they love the British! //Some time later Brian: 35-down is 'Eurasian'. Richard: No, he not Asian, we're Asian! Ashu: No, we not Asian! What the hell you talk? John: India so weak that they couldn't do anything. Gandhi couldn't even use guns to fight back! Schafer: Stop talking! Ashu: I no talking anymoh because Mr. Schiafer say no talkang. And China and India is a equwol. No, ah always say they da equwol. John: I use my bamboo guns. Ashu: We not talking about the puz-hol. And Mr. Schafer want us to talk about the puz-hol. And Ms. Dvorsky only want us to talk about the computer science o-kawy.



Sept. 26, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

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Ashu: I know things about socialism, I just don't know things about social-life-ism.



Aug. 31, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//Talking about Summer Reading in English Class Teacher: You know that list was just some suggestions; you didn't have to choose from that list. Ashu: My dad made me read all the books on the list.



April 26, 2011, 9:53 a.m.

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//Ashu runs into POE with a hammer Kaluta: Ashu, why do you need a hammer? Ashu: We're mashing up the oranges!