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#2091
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⚐ ReportStein: Aaaaaawwwwww, I almost made it through the day without making a mistake. Look at that, it's 2:08. Aaawwwwwww.....
#1956
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⚐ Report*Rose asks question. Class stares blankly* Rose: Howard, say something! Howard: Well, you could split it into n rectangles- Rose: No, I didn't mean something smart.
#1697
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⚐ ReportRose: If we have something so disgusting that it would be a sacrilege to write it on the white board, we write on the mini-boards so that we can submit it to a ritual cleansing. *picks up a mini white board and write X^x on it. Drops it to the ground* Rose: OMG! We banish it to the ground. *Kicks it* // Peter falls to the ground. Rose: So, what do we do? I need to sick my log on it...are you okay? *Peter gets up and sits down* Rose: I though I kicked your backpack. Peter: You kicked my knee.
#1695
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⚐ ReportRose: Sherman, wake up! Sherman: My eyes are open. Rose: Oh. Sherman: My eyes aren't that small...
#1694
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⚐ ReportRose: Today is very important. Today is the most important of Analysis. NEXT DAY Rose: Today is the most important day of Calculus. NEXT DAY Rose: Today, I am going to blow your mind because- Student: It's the most important day of Calculus, we get it.
#1666
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⚐ Report//pd6 analysis Rose: [Student], lemme see what you got. Student: Why do you always pick on me?! //whine whine whine Rose: Its like... racial profiling, only with homework. Student: Okay, well, I didn't do it, I didn't have time. Rose: See?