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#10901
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Andy you should not be able to approve your own quotes. Jerry: That's like the Obama putting a medal on himself meme.
#10899
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: [Stein] got mad at me for using "expected" instead of "predicted." Jerry Song: So I'm gonna do it again!
#10898
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Bad Alex, very naughty! Alex Liu: Jerry, your head is very smooth, especially on the inside!
#10876
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I learned programming in 3 different languages. Jerry: Python, C++, and Spanish!
#10864
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Don't you just hate it when the British steal your mom and put her in a museum?
#10835
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⚐ ReportStein: Write the name of the person who named you. Jerry Song: How am I supposed to know? I was born on the same day that I was named.